Monday, October 24, 2005
Reason Number 97
Chinese food: Dinner last night. And then today, the rest for lunch.
Brownies: I make the best brownies in the world. I even lick the batter.
Finally, when out and about at night, I say to myself, "Oh, wouldn't some ice cream be good? I could stop at Dairy Queen. It's so close."
Then, in the drive-thru line, I say to myself, "Oh, what the hell. I'll get a Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard since I'm here anyway. Next time, I'll get a small cone, but I deserve a Blizzard. Yum. Who cares, anyway?"
Then I hide the cup in the outside trash can. ¶ 11:21 PM
Brownies: I make the best brownies in the world. I even lick the batter.
Finally, when out and about at night, I say to myself, "Oh, wouldn't some ice cream be good? I could stop at Dairy Queen. It's so close."
Then, in the drive-thru line, I say to myself, "Oh, what the hell. I'll get a Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard since I'm here anyway. Next time, I'll get a small cone, but I deserve a Blizzard. Yum. Who cares, anyway?"
Then I hide the cup in the outside trash can. ¶ 11:21 PM
